I love you Danny Elfman!

I love him. His voice is wonderful. He's a genius! I mean- he sang as EVERY oompa lumpa in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. You have to give the man credit.

I've gone on a Harvest Moon kick. I also found a Destroy All Humans! poster hanging aimlessly near Electronic's Boutique. I wanted to steal it so bad. But I decided to haggle with the manager of the store and buy it off them. :D

Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop! The great big greedy nincompoop! Augustus Gloop so big and vile- So greedy, foul and infantile! Come on, we cry the time is ripe! To send him shooting up the pipe! But don't, dear children, be alarmed! Augustus Gloop will not be harmed! Augustus Gloop will not be harmed! *Edward Scissorhands- like waltz intervention then back to normal song* Although, of course, we must admit- he will be altered quite a bit! Slowly, wheels go round and round, and cogs begin to grind and pound! We'll boil him for a minute more! Until we're absolutely sure that out he comes in god-like grace. A miracle has taken place. A miracle had taken place.

Annnnnnd the rest isn't- uh- that audible because of Danny's deep voice. I even invented a different dance. XD It's crazy. . . Crazy man.
 And this is the genius behind the music. I worship him. Now I will show you a picture of when he was younger. And ten times hotter.

 Mmm I could eat him up.

Note: I'm sorry that this post is so long. ;_;